Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me

imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

(Source: folie-a-rockandroll, via pacmanc)

So I can help get people together and what not… And give out all this handy relationship advice.. Yet I’m still here SINGLE AS FUARK.

ALL I NEED IS PIZZA

"What a terrible thing it is to wound someone you really care for and to do it so unconsciously."

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via naomilku)

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